I said goodbye and sped off. When I asked what his plans were for the rest of the week, he said he'd be introducing me to his family, and maybe looking for a place to live together. I dodged the goodnight kiss, and got very emotional texts from him for weeks after. Over the holidays this man kept texting and asking me when I'd be back.
I let on that I didn't want to see him again, and this caused him to friend me on all social media. He even sent flowers to the school I taught at, which was super creepy because I had never told him where I worked. I blocked him and I haven't met up with anyone from Tinder in a while. Then we went to a baseball game where he told me that he was about to go to trial for assaulting a police officer.
The baseball game got rained out, and we couldn't find where he parked his their? Fast forward into the date and he disappeared and came back holding a sandwich-sized bag half full of what looked like broken glass. Crack, my Tinder date had crack. I politely declined his offer and then when I had the opportunity, made an exit. I could not get out of there fast enough! We went to the movies and two hours into the film he got up. I sent him a text to make sure he was okay. He ensured me that he was fine and just needed a few minutes.
Twenty minutes went by and I texted him again telling him that we could leave if he wasn't feeling well. It turns out that he had left the movie, went back to the hotel, packed his shit, and left. He wasn't ready for that much 'contact.
I'll never go see a movie again. I ordered a latte, while he ordered a coffee and six appetizers.
When he got the last plate, he offered me some, but I declined. When the check came he asked to split the bill and I assumed he was joking. When I realized that he was dead serious, I told him that I wasn't splitting the bill because I hadn't eaten anything of his. He then said, 'So?
That was your decision. She found a bachelorette party and joined in on the fun. I went to the bathroom and when I returned five minutes later, she couldn't stand up. She was so drunk we skipped the show and I ended up having to take her back to my place because I didn't know where she lived. She slept in my bed while I slept on the cold, wooden floor in the middle of winter. She texted me the next day asking for a second date.
He told me that he could sense spirits and talk to ghosts. In return, I totally ghosted him. No ghost boy for me. I went to pick him up, and the first thing he did when he got in the car was pat my belly and say, 'A little too much beer, yeah? You're gonna have to lose that if we date. We met up at his house and he began acting strange.
Turns out that he had online stalked me and found out that he'd been on a Tinder date with a friend of mine a couple weeks ago. Share On twitter Share On twitter Share. Share On email Share On email Email.
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